June 20, 2003: The Onion Strikes Again

When we were talking about this in Pyramid chat, Ken Burnside said "That sounds like the briefing in a 'Ken Hite Runs Transhuman Space' game." I couldn't have put it better myself, which is why I'm quoting him.

So stop what you're doing and check out the current Onion article, entitled "By Now, The Uzbekistanis Have Discovered The Disappearance Of Their Orbital Platform."
-- Steve Jackson

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