July 11, 2003: Illuminated Site of the Week: ...And If It's A Girl, Kumquat

Maybe they're bored. Maybe they're drunk. To be fair, it's tough to give a child an identity when names are either too common or too esoteric, but some parents don't even come close. If you're having a child or know someone who is, don't let them name the kid without a trip to Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing. The dignity you save may be your own.

-- Suggested by Roderick Robertson

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