Praise "Bob"!

Reveling in that One True Yeti Mate, the Friend of "Bob" needs no Public Rant to refill his Slack. Yet he still will ride with the Sex Goddesses on X-day, and he knows the world OWES him Slack! Fight the UFOs! Remember, the miraculous Janor Device planned for us by WOTAN, protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which is our defense against the monstrous Saucer Bastards! Remember, your money CAN buy you salvation! The SubGenius cannot IMAGINE what it is like to be Normal. The Glorps worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The evil Glorps will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The Glorps will mostly DIE! The luckiest will be SERVANTS or SEX TOYS to Homo Superior! So TAKE it! Be like Dobbs, who ALWAYS lies and is ALWAYS RIGHT!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?