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Praise "Bob"!
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Money donated to our perfect church helps the faithful Superior Mutant who seeks SLACK above all. BLESSED is he who DAMNS the fullblood humans and is NOT RESPONSIBLE! MEET your kind in the FisTemple and REJOICE! wonderful is the mutated NATURAL WINNER! BLESSED is he who SPRINGS his X-Day Practices in the face of the NON-mutated losers. He knows Time Control is his answer. He will survive the worst that the godLIKE Hell Creatures can do! Dobbs needs your MONEY! Every DAY, the very image of the exalted Dobbshead, like the love of "Bob" Himself has always been perceived as UNKNOWABLE. Yet it always COMES to those who have found true SLACK! Too much is ALWAYS better than not enough! Vital to true SLACK is the knowledge that slack itself, which IS "Bob," is no more meaningful than a ROACH on the FLOOR but at the same time, through the enlightened blessing of Frop, is as important to the Superior Mutant as his SICK sense of humor!
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Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?