Praise "Bob"!

You can TELL the true Superior Mutant. He - obedient to 'Frop - has the "Fightin' Jesus" as his mentor, guide and BUDDY! I TELL YOU, the mutated NATURAL WINNER KNOWS that Normality has no power over him, and thus he can't GO crazy because he IS crazy! Praise "Bob," he knows the world OWES him Slack! And the Last Days are COMING! The Superior Mutant is one in a thousand. All around him are the Conspiracy tools who know not the Xists or "Bob" Himself, they are MEAT, their IDIOTIC souls are JUNK FOOD for Yog-Sothoth! They exist only to consume and they will be CONSUMED! The smoke from the True Pipe will CHOKE them! The time clocks-loving willing puppets would FEAR your Head Launching if they saw it, they want leaders and priests as STUPID as they are. They live only to WORK and DIE and STEAL YOUR SLACK! "Bob" teaches us that the UTTER destruction of apple pie (and the mutated NATURAL WINNER MUST believe this) will EXPLODE at the intersection of the Time Planes and is DOOMED to perish in flames without Dobbs!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?