Praise "Bob"!

The power of 'Frop protects the Yeti spawn. He needs no Fake Healing to refill his Slack. Yet he still knows that Public Rant is the place to find his newest ShorDurPerSav and he revels FOREVER in the joy of sheer Slackful BLISS! Accept "Bob"! Stop thinking! Unless you WANT to! The Society-loving Norms wallow in the gutter of Normality, who oppress the spawn of the Yeti like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They exist to be MOCKED, to be FLEECED, to be pitied but USED! They are the THIEVES of Slack! The Yeti spawn is one in a thousand. All around him are the slackless Normals who make crawling attempts to BALK us. These Norm pawns will stare as dumbly as SHEEP when the Saucers come. All their kind will BURN when the last days come! You DESERVE Slack! Because delusions are GOOD! Your own delusions can heal or destroy or BOTH and still is not, and yet at the same time, IS, inspired by the True Pipe and is part of the genetic heritage of the ancient Yetis!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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