Praise "Bob"!

Enlightened is the true SubGenius! BLESSED is he who passes out "Bob's" holy PAMPHLETS . . . he SPITS in the FACE of Cthulhu and the cynical Hell Creatures. Yes, he will survive the worst that the soul-destroying subterranean Deros can do! Your mutated genes are your DESTINY! As a SubGenius you are Blessed! Yes, the Prairie Squid is yours for the TAKING. The true SubGenius - and this is true of ANY SubGenius - protects his enslackened Weird Genes, and knows the world OWES him Slack! The forbidden sciences teach that the "rantings" of the inspired true SubGenius, like the AntiMusic performed at Dokstock and at Devivals everywhere, (even if it remains your Personal Savior for only HOURS) will surely be revealed through the blessing of the Bleeding Head. But your Yeti genes aren't enough by themselves! You have to PAY for salvation! Listen to Bulldada and you'll see that the awareness of X-Day even now, even in THIS VERY RANT, will be part of that stark fist of RETRIEVAL, coming SOON, that always COMES to those who have found true SLACK!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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