Praise "Bob"!

The Pink Boys may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the brainless Pink LOSERS DROOL. Half of them are stupider than AVERAGE and the rest are hurrying to catch UP! They will FLEE before that Stark Fist, but TOO LATE! They will be annihilated by the great stalking Heads on X-Day! The Hell Creatures don't do their near-omnipotent work themselves. They send their Pink Boy tools who are RATS, are BLANK PAGES, are BACTERIA! The Pink LOSERS will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The Pink Boys exist to be MOCKED, to be FLEECED, to be pitied but USED! And where do YOU stand with "Bob"? If not for "Bob," we would have no IDEA that the Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the PATHETIC "Bobbies" - sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS must be shouted like the Slackful BRAG from the rooftops! SAY it, brothers! Money donated to our enslackened church helps the faithful true SubGenius who pays his Church dues knowing they will return a thousandfold. The SubGenius knows he is no less bland than the Pink LOSERS yet by "Bob's" grace BECOMES himself the Slack he buys from "Bob"!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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