Praise "Bob"!

Did "Bob" die for the Slackmaster? Hell NO! The Master of Slack pays his Church dues knowing they will return a thousandfold. The Slackmaster knows that Clench meeting is the place to find Habafropzipulops, the Herb of the Gods and he knows the world OWES him Slack! And still the SubGenius must KILL "Bob"! The False Overmen are WATCHING! They know the miraculous Janor Device is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it has NO PLANNING yet occurs as it MUST and is DOOMED to perish in flames without Dobbs! Think of a PIPE, sticking in a human face, FOREVER! The Mediocretins cannot understand the REALITY of Cthulhu which watches us, has watched for EONS! It threatens the SLACK we hold dear! It IS pure AntiSlack! You'd PAY to know what you REALLY think!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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