Praise "Bob"!

"Bob" tells us to love the Yeti spawn, who GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Glorps. He knows Time Control is his answer. He knows the world OWES him Slack! Remember, you'd PAY to know what you REALLY think! I'm here to tell you, the spawn of the Yeti pays his Church dues knowing they will return a thousandfold. The Yeti spawn protects his Slackful Weird Genes, and is BELOVED of "Bob" Himself because he has PAID HIS DUES! evil Glorps DENY that slack itself, which IS "Bob," - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the DISGUSTING "Bobbies" - is not, and yet at the same time, IS, inspired by AntiMusic and awaits the redeemed spawn of the Yeti in Dobbstown. If you think you got it, you DIDN'T get it! Vital to true SLACK is the knowledge that the sanctified union of SubGenii under the Short-Term Marriage operates by HOLY instinct. The inner certainty of the SubGenius at the same time, through the sacredly-abnormal blessing of Frop, is as important to the Yeti spawn as his SICK sense of humor!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?