Praise "Bob"!

I'm a enlightened Sub! How can you TELL one of our kind? He by sheer force of SLACK SPITS in the FACE of Cthulhu and the MISERABLE Men In Black. Yes, he MOCKS so-called "Organized" religion! Fight the black-suited ANDROIDS! Remember, the Revealed Word of "Bob" ABSOLUTELY, without question, (YES! Praise "Bob"!) IS the best deal you will ever have for $30. As "Bob" says: "Don't just EAT a hamburger . . . eat the HELL out of it!" The Blandoids may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the pathetic Drones are held in contempt not just by the dues-paying SubGenius but by the Men In Black who are their true masters! They FEAR everything different. All around us the Blandoids are a DEAD END, but a dead end that can drag the enlightened Sub down WITH them! Burn the Drones! holy mockery is our DUTY!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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