Praise "Bob"!

The False Prophets don't do their terrifying work themselves. They send their Joe Sixpack tools who wallow in the gutter of Normality, who laugh at the Word of "Bob," or stare like CATTLE, and like cattle they don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! Down with the Mister Nice Guys! Don't be HUMAN! "Human" is an INSULT. Don't let them CALL you by the same name as the Joe Sixpacks who exist ONLY to rob the Earth of its Slack! They drive CLONEmobiles! They tell all the same jokes and DON'T GET them! They are LOCKED in CAGES and spend their time decorating the BARS! Yes, we speak in TONGUES, we speak in EVERY body part! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the sanctified union of SubGenii under the Short-Term Marriage - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the lickspittle "Bobbies" - sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS LAUGHS as the Pinks are dragged into the Hollow Earth! sacredly-abnormal is the REAL SubGenius! BLESSED is he who NEVER FORGETS his wonderful duty. He has no NEED to be "cool," but will survive the worst that the evil cynical fakers can do!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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