By: w_mazur@primenet.com (Walt Mazur)
The key for a Kyrio of Jean is to max out possessing nine (for a beginner) different animals or items. Then when the actions starts, you can use (simultaneously!) the top nine dumb Kyrio of Jean tricks:
9. Possess a gun. Click! Safety on! Click! Clip ejected!
8. Possess your friend's jumpsuit. Sing Corporeal Song of Form. Armor!
7. Possess a sword. Sing Celestial Song of Form. Droop, sword, droop.
6. Possess necklace. Sing Numinous Corpus Claws. Extend...retract... extend...retract... (Of course, if it's a sharktooth necklace...)
5. Possess grenade. Eject pin. Unpossess grenade.
4. Possess shorts. Sing Numinous Corpus Tail. "Are you just glad to see me or...?"
3. Possess an Uzi. Sing Corporeal Song of Shields. Pull the trigger. Round and round the bullets go, and where they stop nobody knows--but probably mostly in the guy holding the Uzi! (Remember to undent the Uzi if needed.)
2. Possess earring. Sing Numinous Corpus Tongue. Try to touch the opposite earring. Be direct.
And the #1 dumb Kyrio of Jean trick:
1. Possess pants. Zip...Zip-zip...Zip-zip...Zip-zip...Zip-zip...Zip-zip. When you get bored with that, Sing Numinous Corpus Acid. Having the Corporeal Song of Healing would be a good idea (for the pants, of course).
>The key for a Kyrio of Jean is to max out possessing
nine (for a beginner) different animals or items. Then when the actions
starts, you can use (simultaneously!) the top nine dumb Kyrio of Jean tricks:
>9. Possess a gun. Click! Safety on! Click! Clip ejected!
Or, gun in holster? Pull trigger.
>8. Possess your friend's jumpsuit. Sing Corporeal Song of Form. Armor!
Remember, while the Kyrio of Jean is possessing your jumpsuit, you *have* armor.
Joe Celestial has his jumpsuit possessed by Frank Kyrio of Jean and comes across a demon with an uzi.
Demon: rat-a-tat-tat-tat
Joe: Hey, I didn't feel a thing! What's going on, Frank? ...Frank? Quick!
Is there a taylor in the house?
>7. Possess a sword. Sing Celestial Song of Form. Droop, sword, droop.
That doesn't last very long though.
>6. Possess necklace. Sing Numinous Corpus Claws. Extend...retract...extend...retract... (Of course, if it's a sharktooth necklace...)
Hmmm.... Would you have to roll to hit?
>4. Possess shorts. Sing Numinous Corpus Tail. "Are you just glad to see me or...?"
Or... ...the Celestial Wedgee! {heh heh} -- Jeff
And remember, class, that the Remote Control attunement can do many fun things as well, and you don't even need to be a Kyrio!
>>6. Possess necklace. Sing Numinous Corpus
Claws. Extend...retract... extend...retract... (Of course, if it's a sharktooth
necklace...)
>Hmmm.... Would you have to roll to hit?
I'd presume so--at *significant* plusses.
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