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Michael and Jean walking down the stairs in front of the Seraphim Council
Hall, Michael's really steamed.
Michael: "I've had it! Half of them couldn't fight a war if they wanted to and the other half are too busy bullying the first half. I'm going to finish this. Are you in or out?"
Jean: "I'm in."
Michael: "You'll receive three newly minted Malakim day after tomorrow at your cathedral, outfit them with top of the line assassin gear and don't ask questions."
Jean: "Amateurs?"
Michael: "_Never_ call them amateurs."
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Novalis walks through the Glade, and comes to a stop, looking to her left.
The camera pans to follow her eyes and reveals Sean Connery
in a knot of adoring female vessels.
Connery: "I was looking for the Cathedral of Jean....."
</SCENE>
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Lawrence is crossing swords with someone, the camera pans to reveal, Roger
Moore.
Moore: "This was invigorating, but I don't want to be late.."
Cut to a distance shot, Moore makes a quick move and the sword is struck
out of Lawrence's hands.
</SCENE>
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Connery and Moore and standing there when there's a flash of flame and a
very surprised Pierce Brosnan appears between them.
Moore: "Cut it too close, did you?"
Connery: "You're one to talk."
Moore: "I suppose you're proud of your demise."
Connery: "She was above average."
</SCENE>
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Matte view of Shal-Mari, the Bonds are infiltrating.
Brosnan: "We could just drop the roof on it."
Connery: "It's a metaphoric cave, the roof can't fall."
</SCENE>
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Moore and female Andrealphus, gettin' busy!
</SCENE>
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Connery and K.K.(Beth's Lilim)
are tied together and hanging from a rope suspended over a Cuthullu size
Haagenti, its maw opening to gobble them up.
Connery: "Bad Breath!"
</SCENE>
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Vapula: "You need my help."
</SCENE>
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Nybbas: "I'll help! And I'll cut you each 10% of the Gross!"
</SCENE>
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Malphas: "I'll help one of you."
</SCENE>
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Kobal: "You GOTTA let me help!"
</SCENE>
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Lilith: "I'll help, if the price is right."
</SCENE>
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Saminga: "Let me help."
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
Megatons of stone are falling on Shal-Mari complete with skyscraper size
stalactites.
Camera cut to Connery, Moore and Brosnen and their respective fems, dodging falling rock....Shouting to make themselves heard.
Brosnen: "METAPHORIC ROOF EH?"
Connery shrugs, looks sheepish.
</SCENE>
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