This is, of course, all in anime, and all appropriately subtitled.
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Shot of Large Vapulan Ticking Device, gleaming and glowing in an unpleasant
manner, somewhere behind a dark partition.
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<SCENE>
Novalis, looking out over the party in the Glade, with impossibly big anime
eyes, "Last orders!"
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
View of the Eternal City. There is a loud crash, and one of the Spires of
Judgement slowly begins to tilt, before collapsing to the ground.
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
Leoniel, red-haired Ofanite in a crisp black uniform, calls to the cute
straw-haired Mercurian in her tank, "I said incendiary, not straight
ammo!"
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
The Archangel Beth, tearing her hair as papers flutter round her from the
wind of the passing tank that has left neatly matching holes in either wall
of the Archives.
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
Elohite with spectacles, driving past heavenly scenery in tank at high speed.
In tones of horror, "We just drove through the Halls of Invention!"
Leoniel, bouncing in her tank, "And weren't they _wonderful_!"
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
Cherub with Big Moustache and bulging muscles, embracing tank and weeping,
"No! No! I won't let them hurt you! I'll tear them limb from limb with
my bare hands!"
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
Leoniel swivels cannon to point at big axe-carrying Seraph. "Say hyena
again. Make my day."
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
Cherub with Moustache, staring at _Big Gleaming Sword_ propped
against wall, "You gave _who_ a parking ticket?"
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
Balseraph coils upwards, spreading wings, to cast big shadow over Leoniel
in her tank below.
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
Two cat-eared and scantily-clad Lilim brandish large and exotic rifles at
a pursuing squad of Malakim, then proceed to riddle them with gunfire.
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
The timer on the bomb moves closer to zero.
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
Lightning and thunder tear across the skies of Heaven.
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
Laurence confronts a black-uniformed Dominic, slamming his fist on the table.
"I want their badges! I want them stopped! I want them disbanded!"
</SCENE>
<SCENE>
Leoniel, eyeing her new tank, "Just show me which bit the accelerator
is."
</SCENE>
Voiceover: "Praise the Lord and pass
the ammunition."
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