maya@tcp.co.uk (GR Cogman)
[Wondering what to do with a Geas? Wonder no more, as Maya, Elohite of Eli in service to Blandine presents... ]
the Lilim of Baal, who just wants the Malakim to press this button, guaranteed to take out at least one demon in the general explosion ...
... and the Lilim of Asmodeus, who just wants the angels to tell her all about the demons they've met ...
... and the Lilim of Beleth, who thinks that the Ofanite ought to go and watch this movie about car crashes ...
... and the Lilim of Belial, who thinks Mercurians with matches are _so_ admirable, and if you'd just light this fire ...
... and the Lilim of Haagenti, who tells the Cherub it's part of his role to eat like a human, and another plateful or three won't hurt him ...
... and the Lilim of Kobal (see KK, it's far better than any I could think of) ...
... and the Lilim of Kronos, who points out to the Elohite that dark and light are both necessary, so he's really doing the _right_ thing in helping this mortal achieve their Fate ...
... and the Lilim of Malphas, who agrees with the Malakite that one has to take action, one can't be continually put down by those snobby unpleasant mean self-righteous servants of Dominic and Novalis, and sometimes you just have to take unpleasant steps, and it's for everyone's good in the end ...
... and the Lilim of Nybbas, who just wants the Seraph to look into this camera and give her his opinion of Satanism in the home, and, oh yes, you say you're an angel, don't you?
... and the Lilim of Saminga, who explains to the Cherub that euthanasia is for the best, really, it puts them out of their sufferings, I'm not asking you to _hurt_ anybody ...
... and the Lilim of Valefor, who just wants you to turn off the alarm system *there* ...
... and the Lilim of Vapula, who wants the Ofanite to try out this _incredibly_ fast car, she's sure he'll love it once he gets to know it better ...
.. and the Lilim of Andrealphus, whose personal goal is to get a Seraph or two posing in white latex on the IOU stage in the middle of Graduation.
Maya, Elohim of Eli in service to Blandine
[But we're considering giving her honorary demonic status, just 'cause. --K.K., Lilim of Kobal]
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